Down for Maintenance | Because Boredom Strikes

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Maintenance in Progress

Right, so here’s the thing. I got a bit bored with the old site. Shocking, I know. A grown adult with the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel.

Rather than actually finishing things like a responsible human being, I’ve decided to tear it all down and start again. Because that’s clearly the mature, professional approach.

Rest assured, I am definitely working on it. And by “working,” I mean staring at a blank screen wondering why CSS hates me personally.

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